Friday, August 14, 2009

Going for a Wiki Walk

What's a Wiki Walk? I don't know, why don't you click the link before reading on?

Anyways, I found a new website that I consider bookmark-worthy: Uncyclopedia. It is the anti-Wikipedia. If you want proof, just read their article on Halo. That in itself sold me, but there's so much other funny shit on there, you'll be reading (and laughing) for hours if you don't control yourself.

It's incredible, the kind of humor you can find on the internet. I think I have discovered the internet's secondary purpose. (I don't need to remind you what the internet's primary purpose is.) (FREUD WAS RIGHT THIS ENTIRE TIME!) (But not so much on the penis envy part.) (It's men who envy other men's penises, not women. Just watch any half-assed sitcom if you don't believe me.) And that secondary purpose being to make you laugh. You'll just be reading something, when all of a sudden, the article you're reading makes a hilarious reference to a video game you used to play as a child, and you'll laugh and laugh and laugh because it's so true! Eggplants were the Devil!

Uh oh. I'm rambling. Well, I'll give you a preview of what to expect tomorrow:

Next time, on xm0123's Domain! Axl Rose impersonators! Gratuitous Japanese! Classic metal! And a really tall bald man whose weapon of choice is cartoon physics! All this and more, on xm0123's Domain!

P.S. Anyone see the new Nostalgia Critic? You wanna know something frightening? I actually saw We're Back as a kid. Twice. Luckily for me, I promptly forgot about it until just now. Curse you, Critic! Not even your hilarious impersonation can save me from the terrible memory of nonsensical dinosaur weirdness!