Man, imagine if I started doing video reviews, a la The Angry Video Game Nerd.
Imagine a guy flying off his handle just because he thinks Slayers is vastly overrated. Picture a dude throwing his arms up in frustration over the "high art" that is Metal Gear Solid. Imagine my catchphrases becoming memes. [Of course, then you'd get people saying, "OH NO! NOT (insert name of character I really don't think is cute)!"] Imagine a video of me saying, "What I like is the episode of Gurren Lagaan where (describe an episode I particularly like). What I don't like are the fans. *starts jumping up and down, flailing his limbs about as if he was a monkey* AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME! KAMINA IS GOD! AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME! I JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS! AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME! . . . . . *goes back to normal* I think you get the point by now." And of course, scenes where I rip off anybody and everybody that's appeared on thatguywiththeglasses.com. Yeah, imagine my review of the Slayers manga if that were the case. (me reading from manga: "LOL! Ur bewbs r tinny, lena!" my reactions: "WHAT'S THE JOKE!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!" "This manga sucks!" *listens to Celine Dion whilst bawling*)
But I haven't done anything like that yet. Why? Because the world is not yet ready for me yet. So you'll just get these text-only reviews like you have been getting for now. I'm mean like that.
So in other news, I beat Eirin on Megamari. I'm now at the first stage of Patchy's fortress and . . .
HOLY FUCK THERE'S A LOT OF ENEMIES!!!!
Yes, it's like Cave Story in one aspect; retro look, modern day processor. That enables a much higher sprite count than what actual games from that era were capable of. And . . . yeah, a lot more enemies in Megamari than in the actual Megaman series. Okay, can I say it now?
HELP ME EIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!
(I reeeeeeally wanted to post an image of Kaguya here, but could not find one appropriate.) (Not appropriate for the context of my current entry, not inappropriate as in H-doujin. Jesus, peoples!)
I am practically stuck now, even when I do kill all the enemies. I may have to go back to GameFAQs for this one.
