Universal Internet Law #3742: If you try to talk about a product of fictional entertainment that has human-like animals in it (Sonic the Hedgehog, various old Disney cartoons, et cetera.) and you do it long enough, someone will come from out of nowhere and shout, "LOL! Furries!" This individual will contribute nothing else to the conversation, save for that quote. If the original poster continues talking about products of fictional entertainment that have human-like animals in them, someone else, not the same person from before, but someone else will come from out of nowhere and shout, "LOL! Furries!" And then also quickly disappear. And this will continue forever more until the conversation has ended.
An example:
[poster] Hey guys, I hear a new Banjo-Kazooie game is coming out! Is anyone excited?
[random guy 1] LOL! Furries!
[poster] I remember Banjo-Tooie for the N64. That was so much better than the first one. It's my favorite N64-exclusive of all time!
[random guy 2] LOL! Furries!
[random guy 3] (originally posted by random guy 2) LOL! Furries!(end quote) Indeed.
[random guy 4] (originally posted by random guy 3) Indeed. (end quote) Thirded.
[poster] And to think, there's a new one coming out! I'm psyched! Are you psyched!?
[random guy 5] LOL! Furries!
And now, to answer the question you were too afraid to ask,
"r u a goddamn furry?"
No. I am not. I know, you're all disappointed beyond belief, but I'm not. It's just not my thing. I got nothing against the furry movement, though. If you wanna be a part of it, I won't stop you. However, I am not, and never have been, and never will be.
Granted, we do all have our proclivities, but mine do not lie there. Breathe a sigh of disappointment, Internet, and get on with your lives.
