"Hi. I'm NBK."
"I'm Vile 01."
"And I'm Blue Yoshi."
"We are associates of xm0123. Anytime in the past when xm was writing what he thought his audience was saying, you know, for example . . ."
Hellsing sucks.
"OMGWTFBBQ! You hate the tv, OVA, and manga versions!? U suk!"
"That was us the whole time! Of course, we don't like it when we Leet Speak, but whatever."
"We are here today because we are also MSTers. That's right; we read crappy fanfics and make them enjoyable. It's truly a noble cause."
"xm has given us the go-ahead to 'critique' a fanfic he just finished. You know how bad his 'fic is? There are places in the fic, or so he's told us, where he just skips ahead to another scene! He'll describe a brief scene, and just skip ahead to another! And he claims it's complete! Oh, this gonna be goooooooooooood!"
"He better not be screwing with us with another half-way decent fic, otherwise, I just might mutiny against him."
"So, next post, expect us to take over! But, the post after that, xm will be here again."
"Hope y'all like fanfics, 'cause one's about to be uploaded!"
