-"Let me guess; you're re-enacting the 'Vitameatavegamin' sketch from I Love Lucy? Yes, we know. One of the funniest scenes in tv history."
Wait! That's not what I'm talking about! Although I do have your attention now.
*ahem*
The answers to your problems are in an Xbox 360 game (Also available for PC and PS3!) entitled Fallout 3!
Fallout 3 is guaranteed to relieve oneself of boredom, and raise your mental acuity by approximately 38 percent! You'll appreciate that you don't live in a wasteland like the one in Fallout 3! Ever wondered why the Free World and the Communist Party have yet to have a nuclear exchange in real life? Because they knew the horrors it would unleash! But now those horrors can be brought to you through the safety of your home!
"But Mr. xm!" you might say, "Isn't Fallout 3 just a mod of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion that replaces the swords and sorcery with guns and Mentats?"
Not so! Though I've never played Oblivion, I have played Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind on the original Xbox, and I safely say, it has very little in common with Morrowind. (I would hope not. Morrowind was one of the worst games I've ever played on the original Xbox. 2002 game of the year my ass! Fallout 3 is way fucking better than stupid Morrowind!)
Anyways, don't listen to the naysayers who say that Fallout 3 is "unfaithful to Fallout 1 & 2" or that it's "Oblivion with guns." On its own merits, it is an excellent television game! Though I have never played Fallout 1 and 2, I can at least say that Fallout 3 is good.
Fallout 3: xm0123 tested, Vault Boy approved!
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Warning: Fallout 3 has been known to cause radiation poisoning, Mentats addiction, and young men to shout, "Oh! I just blew his fucking head off!" at regular intervals. Play at your own risk.
