So it's pretty obvious that I am a fan of this site. As well as this site. I've made a couple of references to the former in the past. Allow me to make more.
*ahem*
I know! Let's start off with the fact that I once took the name of a video game possum in the past, Sparkster. This undoubtedly would make me an expert on possums.
"What sound does a possum make?"
That's a very good question. Most people assume that since possums are mammals, and small game, that they squeak like rats. That is not true. Possums communicate not by audible sounds, but rather, by playing air guitar. Yes.
Unfortunately, since I know nothing about extracting and editing film, I will be unable to do any 5 second movies of my own. However, I have considered renting Gears of War 2 again. I haven't beaten the game yet, and I also really want to do this.
*I am playing the GOW 2 botmatch mode. An enemy player gets right next to me. I have the Lancer rifle equipped*
[Me] You, sir, are a Locust, whereas *activates chainsaw built into Lancer*
I AM A MAN!!!!!!
*chainsaws enemy Locust to death*
FUCK YEAH! (with all due apologies to Seaking)
However, I must admit, in many action games, throwing hand grenades is haphazard at best. Too often I end up hurting or killing myself using them, like this one time I was playing Half-Life 2 . . .
*flashback to me playing HL2. I equip the grenades. I throw up, but find it blowing up in my face. My health goes from 100 to 18*
OH, YOU FOOL! THROW THE GRENADE AT THE COMBINE, GORDON! NOT YOURSELF!!!!
*back to the present*
Yeah, I know what it's like. Oh, I forgot to mention something in my review of Lunar for the PS1: THERE'S THIS SCENE WHERE YOU HAVE TO FIGHT A BLOB, AND THE BLOB REGENERATES HEALTH, BUT IF YOU KEEP HITTING IT WITH YOUR STRONGEST ATTACKS, YOU WILL EVENTUALLY KILL IT! HURRAY!!!!
Yeah, forgot to mention that. Oh, on thatguywiththeglasses, there's this new guy called Y Ruler of Time, and he reviews manga. His video quality is poor, but his reviews are great. His thoughts on Naruto are nearly the same as my own. Also, in his review of Hana-Kimi, he shows that shoujo manga will turn anyone girly, even manly men. Pfft. Yeah. Like that ever happens to me.
*flashback to when I was reading Sailor Moon on onemanga.com*
The Sailor Senshi are just adorable!
KAWAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Even Luna the cat is cute! *giggles* I never realized Sailor Moon was so, heartfelt! It brings a smile to my face! ^_^
*back to the present*
Okay, so I lied. But, you wanna know something that just bugs me? In this day and age, there are videogame villains who still have no motive other than simply to, you guessed it, try to take over the world.
OF COURSE!!!!
But still, you know what amazes me? The internet. The internet itself amazes me. It truly is a marvel of modern technology.
(In bad impersonation of Hitler) Of course! Don't you know any zang about science!?
Yes, yes I do. I'm xm0123. I write this because I am bored out of my skull. And now if you'll excuse me, my never ending search for Alchemy Land continues. *Insert Indiana Jones theme*
Uh, in case you didn't get it, the reason I would look for a place like Alchemy Land is because Fullmetal Alchemist has alchemy in it, so therefore, Alchemy Land must be awesome like FMA is. duh.
