I never gave a proper conclusion to my "review" of Lunar: Silver Star Story. Here goes.
SO THEN they all live happily ever after . . .
OR DO THEY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
NAH! JUST KIDDING WITH YOU! EVERYONE DOES LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
This is xm0123 saying . . . . CHAAAAAAAANGE!? YA GOT CHAAAAAAAANGE!? AH COME ON! HELP A GUY OUT, WILL YA!? COME ON; CHANGE! WELL COULD YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME AN ISO OF LUNAR 2!? I HEAR IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AS GOOD AS THE FIRST!
Geeze, I could do that for just about everything I've seen, read, played, or listened to. Imagine if I did a review like this for the anime version of Cardcaptor Sakura.
AND THERE'S THIS GIRL NAMED TOMOYO, AND SHE'S TOTALLY HOT FOR SAKURA! No, they don't ever get it on. AND THERE'S THIS BOY NAMED SHAORAN, AND HE'S HOT FOR BOTH YUKITO AND SAKURA! AND THERE'S A GIRL NAMED MEILING, AND SHE IS SHAORAN'S COUSIN, AND SHE'S TOTALLY HOT FOR HIM! Good god, just about everyone crushes on magical people in this series! Of course, the series, being kid-friendly, portrays all the crushes as being romantic but non-sexual in nature. I see it that way too, but most anime fans I know on the internet seem to think otherwise.
MAN, ANIME FANS ARE SUCH PERVS!
Or what about Slayers?
THERE'S THIS GIRL NAMED LINA, AND SHE'S A COMPLETE NARCISSIST! AND (unable to continue due to my hatred of Slayers and lack of knowledge on the franchise.)
Or how about Rescue Me?
THERE'S THIS GUY NAMED TOMMY, AND HE'S AN ASSHOLE! AND HE WORKS AT A NEW YORK FIREHOUSE, AND HIS FIREMEN BUDDIES ARE ALSO ASSHOLES! AND THEY ALL HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES! TOMMY IS AN ALCOHOLIC AND A MYSOGINIST! FRANCO, ONE OF TOMMY'S FIREMEN BUDDIES, IS A SEXOPHILE! JERRY, THE CHIEF IN THE EARLIER SEASONS, IS A HOMOPHOBE, AND A GAMBLING ADDICT! AND MIKE IS NAIVE AND IGNORANT! HURRAY!!!! AND I'M JUST SCRAPING THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG HERE!
Yeah, a lot of dysfunctional personalities on that show; hence why I love it so much.
I'm gonna go places tomorrow, maybe hopefully alleviate my boredom. I might come back with a new report soon.
