This guy:
OH NO! NOT KIRBY!
That's right! I'm a Kirby fan for life! And yes, I have believed he was Insanely Cute ever since I was seven years old! That's how far back my fandom goes.
Of course, I know, admitting you like Kirby is a dangerous thing to do nowadays, considering how much of today's gamers are anti-cuteness homophobic assfucks. Well I don't care! I love Kirby! In an entirely platonic manner, mind you. But yeah, I like most of the Kirby games.
What I don't like is the Kirby anime. Please don't even get me started on that subject.
But yeah, Kirb and I go way back. Why do you think I had dream where Kirb and I hung out at a McDonald's, where all I had was a burger, and he had one of everything? Good times, good times.
I haven't been able to play any new Kirby games for a long time, since I haven't bought a Nintendo system for years. But still, I have fond memories of Kirby's Adventure for the NES and Kirby Super Star for the SNES. Those were quality games.
I don't have much else to say on this subject. If I go any further, I'll come across as a fanboy, and you know I don't like that. Suffice to say, while Kirby game-wise is not as memorable as Nintendo's own Mario and Zelda franchises, he doesn't deserve to be overlooked either.
And saying you know Kirb only from The Only Nintendo Series Anyone Gives a Shit About Anymore(tm) DOESN'T COUNT, GOD DAMN IT! (okay, so I am gonna sound like a fanboy right now. Whatever.) I was a fan of Kirb years before the N64 Smash Bros. came out. Yeah; I'm that hardcore.
