God FUCK IT!
It's already happening; I'm having nightmares about Bioshock! How is that possible!? I beat the game! I killed all the bad people!
But noooooooooooooooooooo!
I've already had a dream wherein I was wondering around the mall in the first game, only to hear this in my head:
"The Wild Bunny, by Sander Cohen:
I want to take the ears off, but I can't.
I hop, and when I hop I never get off the ground.
It's my curse, my eternal curse.
I want to take the ears off but I can't!
It's my curse, it's my fucking curse!
I want to take the ears off!
PLEASE! TAKE THEM OFF! PLEA-EA-EASE!"
I want to take the ears off, but I can't.
I hop, and when I hop I never get off the ground.
It's my curse, my eternal curse.
I want to take the ears off but I can't!
It's my curse, it's my fucking curse!
I want to take the ears off!
PLEASE! TAKE THEM OFF! PLEA-EA-EASE!"
Fuck you, Sander Cohen! How dare you haunt me in my dreams! The same for Dr. Steinman too, that creepy fuck.
And to think, there's another Bioshock game in the works. And, knowing me, the hardcore gamer that I am, I'm gonna play it anyways, regardless of whatever damage it may cause to my psyche.
Fortunately, I know of a way to counteract the scariness of Bioshock.
"Cute girls and good music?"
GET OUT OF MY HEAD ALREADY!!!!!!!
But yes, that's correct. I recently ordered the last six volumes of Cardcaptor Sakura. Expect a review in the near future.
Also, my Touhou fanfic is nearing completion. I only have one or two scenes left to write. I have a feeling you're gonna like it. And, it'll (kind of) coincide with the release of the new official Touhou games! Yes! I'm releasing a Touhou fanfic just as excitement for all things TH-related is expected to reach a fever pitch! Man, I'm smart.
Hey wait. I just remembered something. I like many of the characters from Imperishable Night. I like Tei, or Tewi, whatever you wanna call her, and I kind of like Reisen too. But, look for a moment.
Look at that image, and tell me what you see.
"I see a fan-made image of Reisen and Tewi sized to be a 1024 by 768 wallpaper."
You know what I see?
I see bunny ears.
GET THE BUNNY EARS AWAY FROM ME!!!!! I'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!! NO MORE FUCKING BUNNY EARS PUH LEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PLAYBOY BUNNIES!!!!!! GET THE BUNNY EARS AWAY FROM ME!!!! MY EYES CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away crying like a girl*
"Men, we have determined beyond a doubt two things that send xm0123 running away sobbing; the anime version of Sailor Moon, and anything that reminds him of Sander Cohen from Bioshock.
Oh, and by the way xm0123, you know Sailor Moon's real name, Usagi Tsukino? Do you remember what that means in Japanese? 'Bunny on the Moon.'"
AAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
