I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING RADSCORPIONS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING WASTELAND!!!!!
Seriously, at my point in my current playthrough of Fallout 3, radscorpions are everywhere, and I'm not talking about the regular-sized ones, I'm talking about the giant ones, the ones that take forever to kill. Unlike most other enemies in the game, I only have one trick for killing radscorpions; grenade spamming. But guess what? I'm out of grenades! And giant radscorpions cover more ground than regular radscorpions; I can't outrun them either!
And besides, scorpions in real-life aren't even native to the D.C. Metropolitan area! How the fuck is D.C. overrun with them!?
It's an infestation I tell you. If I could start a business in the game, it would be the business of radscorpion extermination: We Won't Stop Killing The Arachnid Vermin Until They're Extinct! I could hire other people to join me; we'll be like a mercenary group! If an area is overrun with radscorpions, just call us, and we'll grenade spam those ugly fuckers back to the stone age, for a price of course. And if you wanna get hired by me, present at least six radscorpion glands, as proof that you can kill them.
That's the one reprieve for having to kill the big radscorpions; their corpses leave behind a lot more poison glands. I've been making a killing pawning off the glands I've stripped off of them.
Well, there is another trick to killing giant radscorpions, but it depends on circumstance; not all of the enemies in the game get along. I've seen Deathclaws duke it out with Yao Guai, for instance, and not surprisingly, I've seen radscorpions fight other things as well. I know of three enemies strong enough to kill giant radscorpions: Deathclaws, Sentry Bots, and Super Mutant Masters. If one of those three are around, they're kill anything in their way. Only problem is, then they'll come after you! However, they should be weakened after fighting other enemies, so you'll have a chance.
By the way, my Touhou fanfic? It may four parts long. I'm just writing like crazy, I swear!
