Ah yes, Saint Valentine's Day, a day of romance. A day of saying to your most beloved how much they mean to you. A day for machismo-obsessed men to be seen carrying around roses and heart-shaped candies, a day for women to go, "AAWWWWWW!!!!!' over teddy bears with magnetic lips, a day for capitalists to mooch cash off of people who honestly think acquiring and giving material possessions is a sign of Twue Wove.
Yeah. I don't really celebrate V-Day.
In fact, I don't have pleasant memories of V-Day. I remember back in elementary school, the schools made us buy Valentine cards and give them to everyone in our classes, even if the recipients were outside of our preferred genders. Seriously, we gave cards of various Looney Tunes declaring love to boys AND girls. Were the schools encouraging bisexuality? Why would I do that? I'm not bisexual!
Well, anyways, they stopped forcing us to do that by the 6th grade, much to our relief. Now, though, as you may recall, I don't have a girlfriend. And I never have. Fear not, however, for-
-"You can always adopt an imaginary girlfriend, right xm?"
Uh, you could, but I don't think that's necessary. But I can still send a Valentine's card out to the internet. *ahem* Attention, human females; if you are as cute as this girl:
contact me via PM. That is all.
Hey, don't look at me like that! I've met several girls over the years who are as cute as Yukari-chan! It's the truth! I'm just using her as an example!
But yeah. It looks like another romance-less V-Day for me. I've gotten used to it, though. It's surprising how much fun one can have without a love interest.
