Monday, February 16, 2009

Time for a review

As much as I raved about Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete, I spared you my most fanboyish of ravings. Now that I have beaten the game, I can do a review.

"And now it's time for Scholastic Reviews of the 21st Century, with xm0123. Today's review: Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete for the original Sony Playstation."






OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED IN MY LIFE!

THERE'S THIS BOY NAMED ALEX, AND HE'S LIKE, "I want to be a dragonmaster, like Dyne!" AND THERE'S THIS GIRL NAMED LUNA, AND SHE'S LIKE, "I swear, Alex, you and your adventuring!" AND HE'S LIKE, "wanna help become a dragonmaster?" AND SHE'S LIKE, "Okay." AND THEN THEY SET OFF FOR A CAVE WITH A DRAGON IN IT, BUT THEY ALSO INVITE TWO OTHER FRIENDS OF ALEX'S, A BOY NAMED RAMUS, AND NALL, WHO IS, AND I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, A FLYING TALKING CAT!

I had a cat like that once, only it didn't fly, and when it talked, it spoke entirely in Swedish.

MORE GAMES NEED FLYING TALKING CATS! SO THEY ALL GO INTO THE CAVE AND . . .

Okay, I think I ripped off the Bum Review section of thatguywiththeglasses.com enough now. I wouldn't say Lunar is the greatest game I have ever played, but it is my second-favorite stat-based RPG for the PS1, behind only Final fantasy 9. I give it 10 out of 10.

Now to move on to Tales of Vesperia, which I bought recently.