Wednesday, December 24, 2008

That's not all, folks!

My 360 did come with a few games. The hard drive came with some demos, including demos of Pac-Man and Street Fighter II. It also has a full game called Hexic. It's a 'casual' game that is rather enjoyable.

But guess what? My system actually came with two other games, as in, it was packed in with two games on disc. You wanna know what they are?

They're licensed games.

No wait! Don't go just yet! You'll wanna hear this!

One of them was . . . Lego Indiana Jones. Yeah. Exactly what it says on the tin box. Not a horrible game, but not really that great, either. Its only real strength is John Williams music.

But the other game is the video game version of Kung Fu Panda. Guess what? It is actually fun to play! It's like a cross between DMC, Dynasty Warriors, and Ratchet and Clank. It's kid-friendly, and it's actually really good! Now I wanna see the movie. See the Dragon Master himself in action. So even when I take my rented games back, and I'm not in the mood for Hexic, I can always play more Kung Fu Panda. Then again, not all licensed games are bad.

By the way, you know that Red VS Blue when they're making fun of Xbox Live Achievements? I totally get that know! "You get an acheivement for doing something in character!" "Bleep Bloop!" (You Just Got Sarged) "Ow! Why do you keep hitting me?" "Oh dag nammit! I'm not getting anymore achievements for killing Grif!" So does that mean I can get Achievements if I do something in character now?

"Hey xm! For Xmas, I gave you a DVD!"

Really? Is it Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog? I love Neil Patrick Harris!

"Uh, no. I gave you the special edition of Akira! And not the manga either!"

. . . . . .

FUCK-

*Bleep Bloop*

("Otaku have bad taste!" Trash talk a respected anime franchise. 15G) -AKIRA!!!!!!!!

"Oh, but don't feel too bad, xm. Did you know as early as January 2009, there will be a new volume of Tsubasa in America? I remember you saying you really liked no. 19, and couldn't wait for the next installment. And you do remember who's in Tsubasa, right?

OH NO! NOT-

*Bleep Bloop*

("Kawaii overwhelming!" Gush over a cute female character from J-pop culture. 20G) -TOMOYO!!!!! What, were you guessing I was gonna say Sakura? She gets enough praise from me as it is. Still, I don't even know if Tomoyo-chan will show up in Tsubasa vol. 20, but hey, she's cute, so it counts.

Expect to hear from me after Christmas.