A: Duke Nukem 3D, System Shock 2, Half-Life, Half-Life: Opposing Force, and Half-Life 2.
Q: Do you feel sorry for the Weighted Companion Cube?
A: What? I've never played Portal. Cut me some slack.
Q: What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
A: Rainbow Sherbet. Anything else is uncivilized.
Q: One of your earlier posts refers to, "My homeboy E.E." Who is E.E.?
A: Do you even have to ask?
Q: Asuka Soryu Langley is hot, wouldn't you agree?
A: God damn it! No she's not! What the fuck is wrong with you!?!?!?!
Q: LOL! I knew you'd react like that! But, why the antagonism?
A: I don't know. Maybe I'm getting back at every one of the psycho nerds I knew back in high school in doing so. At least two of them worshiped Eva, so there.
Q: Any last minute plans before you go back to school?
A: Well the first thing I'm gonna do, before school starts, is clip my toenails. I think that's a good start.
Q: Do you have any last words?
A: You aren't gonna kill me, are you?
Q: No. I meant last words for this interview.
A: Ooooohhhhhh. Okay. I wanna repeat a joke I read on the internet before. Only some of the words will be altered so that you will be able to understand it. Here goes:
Im teh xm0123.
Dont say that Half-Life* suxs
or i wil have 2 shoot at U wid my shoo ting gun a lot of many times
*you can substitute Half-Life with Star Wars, Chrono Trigger, Fullmetal Alchemist, or Motherfucking Death Note to get the same effect.
Dont say that Half-Life* suxs
or i wil have 2 shoot at U wid my shoo ting gun a lot of many times
*you can substitute Half-Life with Star Wars, Chrono Trigger, Fullmetal Alchemist, or Motherfucking Death Note to get the same effect.
