I can't convey my voice through text.
Because of this, some of my jokes fall flat. You see, in the real world, I have an extremely variable voice, and I can do funny impressions when need be. I could be a professional voice actor. I'm that good.
I have many different voices I can do, and I'm 'mastering' voices at an alarming rate. My most recently 'mastered' voice is that of the purple Mooninite from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. ("Please. Your buttocks are square, and tiny.")
I have printed things on messageboards that would've been a lot funnier if you could just hear my voice. For example, the following is supposed to be said in my "squealing fangirl" impression:
"OH EM GEE!!! CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH!! CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH!!!! U HU HU HU HU HU!!!!!!"
But it's just not the same without my vocal chords. There's been many tv voices I can imitate very well. I can do a pretty good impression of Professor Farnsworth and Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama. I can do an exact impression of Eric Cartman as he sounds on the later seasons of South Park. I can do an exact impression of Tyrone Biggums, the Chappelle's Show character addicted to crack. ("Red Balls, it gives me wings!") I can do a near-exact impression of Roger from American Dad. I can do a pretty good impression of the English voices of Guy, Shikamaru, and Orochimaru from Naruto. The list goes on. I know, it's stuff that's mostly from my generation, but I can't help myself.
But, maybe you could consider this a blessing. Do you know what my most annoying voice is? My (half-assed) impression of Ash Ketchum.
"I'M! GUH NUH! WIIIIIIN!!!!!!"
If you heard me say that, you would be bleeding from the ears.
But still, if only I could deliver audio content of my own somehow . . .
LATE EDIT: Ihihihihihihi!
IHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHHI!
This won't be an issue any longer! Oh no! OH NO!
