Sunday, February 3, 2008

It's superbowl sunday. WHOO-PIH-DEE-DOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

The latest Superbowl is happening right now in America. This is a national holiday here, a holiday I don't celebrate. Sure, sporting events can be entertaining, but honestly, I could care less about a bunch of strangers throwing a football around, all accompanied by lameass beer commercials that stopped being funny 10 years ago.

You know what? There are better things to do than watch the Superbowl. I would know; I haven't watched a superbowl game in 6 years, and still going strong! In fact, let me draw up a list right now.

Things you could be doing instead of watching the Superbowl that are more constructive:

-Walking around the park.

-Taking a warm, soothing bath.

-Replaying Tales of the Abyss.

-Writing a novella. (Homestar reference!)

-Going to the library.

-Talking to a friend. About something other than the superbowl.

-Downloading free (legal) games.

-Studying for your mid-terms.

-Writing an article about how bad the PS1/Saturn/N64 generation of console games were. (Coincidentally, many of the best PC games came out during this epoch.)

-Reading this blog.

You see, there's so many other things you could be doing with your lives, instead of watching a pointless, overhyped sporting event. Wake me up when the madness ends.