Huh? What's this? There's an envelope on my dresser. How did that get here? Hmm, I wonder who would send me this . . . it's a letter . . . a letter with really ornate penmanship . . . . No! It can't be!
Dearest xm,
It would be uneventful if you were to leave now; the witches' ball has just begun! Direct your web browser back at the website where you acquired the trial, ready your credit card, and make with the purchase of Episodes One through Four of Umineko. Don't keep me waiting. I hate to be bored.
This . . . This is the work of Beatrice! But how can that be possible!? Witches aren't real! My 11th grade English teacher even said so! This must be some kind of trick, I know it! Someone's pulling a prank on me!
Regardless, I do intend to do what the letter says though, soon enough. To say I wasn't curious to see how this unfolds would be about as truthful as saying the Titanic survived its (it's an it, not a she, damn it!) maiden voyage.
And my god, I can't get enough of this music! Music can make such a huge difference, even in visual novels!
No matter what is true or what is not true, there is one absolute truth here; When The Seagulls Cry is a work of genius.
