You thought I didn't play it yet, did you?

Greetings, friend! Are you tired of the drudgery of life? Do you yearn for excitement, adventure, and sightseeing? If so, then I know just the place for you!

New Vegas!

Not Las Vegas. New Vegas! New Vegas has a greater variety of weapons, doodads, and references to the good ol' days of the 1950s than Washington D.C.! Enjoy New Vegas Radio, playing hits by Old Blue Eyes, Deano, Bing Crosby, Nat King Cole, and many other great crooners of the 20th century! Say hello to our affable robot security force! (Because if you don't, they'll shootcha!) And do something they would never let you do in the Capitol; Gambling Gaming! Play all the classics! 21! Roulette! One-armed Bandits! And the new Wasteland classic Caravan! Marvel at the guest appearances of that jokester guy from Friends, the dick from the X-Men movies, and even Worf! And starting anew here takes less time than starting anew in Vault 101!

So what are you waiting for? Come visit New Vegas today! The City of Lights shines again, today, and forever.

(P.S. What is with all the graphical glitches in Fallout: New Vegas? Since when did modern big name games have this many graphical bugs? What is this!? The N64/PS1 generation again!?)

(P.P.S. my "associates" were bummed that I was playing the followup to my favorite Xbox 360 game instead of Clannad. They were just itching to mock me by saying, "UGUU! UGUU! NAGISA-CHAN IS MOE INCARNATE! KAWAII TO THE 3RD POWER!" Suffice to say, the Wasteland does tear me away from old habits.)