Hi you guys and gals! xm here! And boy do I have a treat for you!
I just bought a game for my PS3! But you know what's funny? This game came out simultaneously for the Xbox 360, and yet, I went with the PS3 version. Why is that? Answer: I like the PS3 controller more than the 360 controller! It's a lot easier for me to play a fighter with a Playstation controller than with an Xbox controller-
-Oops! Did I give away what I bought already? Well, okay, I bought a fighting game for my PS3, and as you know, the only fighting games I ever loved were Naruto: Ultimate Ninja and Guilty Gear, but this isn't either of them, but, I still bought it anyways. It was so hard finding a copy! No video store carries a copy for rent! And it's completely out of stock at the Targets in town, too! I had to buy a used copy at a Gamestop, although, the price was marked down, and the disc was in near-perfect condition, mew mew! So-
-"Whoa whoa, hold that thought. Xm, have you been talking like a girl this entire time?"
*nods head*
"And, you haven't been indulging in anything CLAMP and Touhou related, have you?"
*shakes head*
"So why did you just say, 'mew mew'!? Those are cat sounds, and you're talking like a girl . . . wait, are you impersonating a catgirl!?"
Uhh . . . *nervous giggle*
"But I thought the only catgirls you ever liked were Chen and Orin, but they've never appeared in the Touhou fighters . . . what could possibly make you talk like a catgirl now?"
Oh, I don't know, a game from the same makers of Guilty Gear?
"Gasp! You mean!"
BLAZBLUE!
"BLAZBLUE CALAMITY TRIGGER!"
That's right!
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And man, it's been a long time since I've seen 2D sprites this detailed!
But, you know something? You know what about BB that's caught my attention more than anything else?
"Taokaka?"
Taokaka! What's funny is, she's not cute in appearance, but she has the cutest voice ever! And she says the funniest, and cutest things! In fact, you wanna know what I've been enjoying most about BB?
Teach Me, Miss Litchi!
Wherein the catgirl herself, the third ever I've taken a genuine liking to, takes advice from Miss Litchi Faye-Ling herself! (Good freaking God, she looks like what a Dead or Alive chick would look like if the DOA games were ever in 2D. Those are sooooo fake.) And everything is just utterly kawaii! I play the story mode just for that . . . and also to listen to the witty banter between battles. ^ ~ ^
"Gawd! I can't stand this anymore! He's totally ruining what Blaz Blue represents! Oh wait, I know what to do in situations like this; scare 'em striaght. Oh, xm."
Yes, mister Blue Yoshi?
"I'd like to introduce you to a hero of our age. A hero who needs no introduction. Take it away, sir!"
*The sound of a sword being unsheathed is heard*
"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction.
I! AM! HAKUMEN!
THE END HAS COME!!!!"
. . . . . . . . .
Holy shit. I'm boned.
Uh, in short, I do not regret buying BB: CM thus far. Uh, can I do another cat smilie? No more cat smilies? Whatever you say, mister Hakumen.
