Monday, January 26, 2009

The Day a Fanatic Awakens

Okay, 2009 has just started, and already things have been wild. Obama becomes president, and history is made in doing so. I discover Lunar, and fall in love with another video RPG. I start buying Evangelion manga, so that way, I don't have to keep going to the bookstore to, uh, sample it anymore. (And so the publishers finally get their monies' worth from me.) And, to top it all off, I found that Code Geass fanfic, and finally have something CG-related to enjoy. I even capped off my finishing of the last completed chapter by downloading a CG wallpaper! Of course, trying to find a wallpaper of a character was doesn't look really weird was a little tricky. There's only three characters in the franchise that are worthy of CLAMP: Schneizel, (Come on, I'm a guy, and even I think he's a stud!) some chick I don't know named Kaguya, and . . . someone else. The third party is my current wallpaper. Care to guess who it is?

OH NO! NOT EUPHIE!

Yeah, it's pretty obvious, if you remember my previous post. The wallpaper I downloaded had some comments about it. I think there's some guys out there stealing my vocabulary again. One comment said something like, "KAWAII! Euphie-chan is so pretty! *hugs* She's just so cute and pretty!"

Listen, male users of the internet; only I get to describe lovely girls with terms other than, "smexy", "hot", or "someone whose bones I'd like to jump"! That's part of my gig! Risking sounding like a girl to indulge in whatever feminine sensitivities I have! In fact, that almost sounds like something I can do in character!

You know something? I notice she has some rather large bosoms. But they don't look fake. But, ya know, just because she has large breasts doesn't mean she's a slut. I really hate that stereotype, "large-busted women are promiscuous." That's not true of all busty women, certainly not Euphie. Why, she's a princess! A lady! And since they look real, I can say, she's so pretty!

*bleep bloop*

("Oh, beauteous madams!" Describe a female human with terms other than "smexy", "hot", or "someone whose bones I'd like to jump." 30G.)

But like I've said before, I really don't care about breast size. Small, large, medium, medium-to-large, it's fine by me, so long as they are real.

Anyways, I'm now curious to see what February has in store for me. Who knows, at this rate, I'll probably play Halo 3, and run around declaring Master Chief one of my homeboys . . .