But recently, I have discovered the fact that the South Park websites hosts most of the episodes for free. And man, have I been having a marathon! And so, I decided to list all of my favorite South Park Episodes Besides The Films.
"ChickenLover" If you want to test a man's sense of morality, give him power. Cartman becomes deputized, and we learn just what kind of man he is. You will respect my authoritah!
"Chinpokomon" The Chinpok
"Cartman joins NAMBLA" This episode is wrong on every level. And yet, it slays me at the same time. Too bad I don't look like Marlon Brando.
"Something You Do With Your Finger" Boy bands aren't gay, cuz they make money! See Finger Bang's first ever concert in a crappy mall! And Randy being overdramatic again.
"It Hits The Fan" "By the way, you got some shit around your lips." Holy sheepshit! They desensitized the S word! Also, yes Britannia, as an American, I apologize for thinking that "piss" can be synonymous with anger.
"Cartmanland" Cartman's dream comes true, and Kyle loses his faith . . . OR DO THEY!?!?!?!
"The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" Don't you hate it when pornos try to tell a story? Also my favorite South Park episode of all time. It is that golden.
"Butt Out" I don't smoke, but if someone else wants to, I won't be a douche about it. You can thank Trey and Matt for convincing me to do that.
"Good Times With Weapons" It's in this entry's title. Also, Wardrobe Malfunction is a diseased expression.
"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" Sooo, when the Stupid Spoiled Whore craze gonna completely fade away? I'm still waiting.
"The Death of Eric Cartman" Being a "ghost" sucks, doesn't it, Cartman?
"Cartoon Wars" Now admittingly, my writing style is more South Park than Family Guy, but at least Family Guy does(id)n't get up its ass with messages.
"Make Love, Not Warcraft" How do you kill that which has no life?
"Go God Go" Even in a world with no religion, human will still factionalize and make war upon one another. Also, Cartman can't wait to play a Wii, despite being a bane of "real" gamers in the present.
"Guitar Queer-O" Man, remember when it was about the music? Whatever happened, man? Also, no one cares about Randy's mad skills with an acoustic non-controller guitar.
"You Have 0 Friends" Who cares about friends in the real world!? If I don't have enough Facebook stock, I'll lose all credibility! Also, lol Tron reference.
Okay, granted, I missed the last few seasons, but I'm catching up.
DEY DOOK ERR JEEEEEERBS!!!!
