By the way, you want something funny? Go to fanfiction.net, look up the Blaz Blue section, and check out chapters 2 and 3 of Ask Rachel Alucard. I now have responded to real submissions for my Question and Answer series! Isn't that great!?
"Forget about Rachel! You don't need that uptight goth to make you feel better! You have me now!"
Huh? Arcueid? Is that you? Are you the Arcueid? If so, how come you're in your chibi neko form?
"Oh? So you recognize me? Good! I've been living in this blogspot of yours since you left; it's quite cozy here."
Really? Uh, thanks for looking over the blog. Say, uh, why are you here, though? Is there something you wanted to say to me?
"Why yes! I just scanned your hard drive (okay, Kohaku helped me, but still), and I found a copy of Melty Blood: Act Cadenza Version B on your computer! How is it?"
Uh, it's not one of the best fighters ever, but it's still pretty good. There's no story mode, though; I wanted more exposition. I know, that sounds weird coming from me, but I loved most of the writing of the original Tsukihime, and I wanted to see more of that.
"Oh yes, that's right; I was the heroine of your favorite route, and the girl with the pancake boobs was your second-favorite."
Uh, you are aware that I find Akiha to be the most attractive girl in the franchise, right?
"Oh yeah, that's right; you're a dark hair fetishist."
I wouldn't call it a fetish; I have been attracted to girls with light hair; just very rarely.
"Uh huh. Say, speaking of fave chars, who do you 'main' in Melty Blood? Is it my beautiful self?"
No. As of right now, I main Ciel.
"WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!????!?!?!?!?"
It's true man; she kicks ass.
". . . I think I better change the subject, nya. So, Kagetsu Tohya; what did you think?
I liked it. It wasn't as powerful as Tsukihime, but I liked it. It introduced me to Len.
"Yes, yes. What about the Tsukihime fun disc?"
I have played that; too. There wasn't much to it. However, there was no way to sidestep the (one) nude scene in the fun disc.
"UH OH! That means you've seen Satsuki's boobs! So tell me . . . did you like them?"
Uh, no. It was an ink sketch, there wasn't that much detail! Besides, you know I don't care about boobs!
"Hmm. You're very strange among men if that's the case, but I won't hold it against ya. (Unless you want me to, nya.) But I see you're acquainted with my series. I now have but one question left; are you ready for Fate/Stay Night?"
Bring it.
